on the future

"I don't think 2 seconds ahead."
- Norm Macdonald

how to be a billionaire comedian

on alcoholism

"It's true you have a disease, but I think you got the best one."
- Norm Macdonald

routine

"I wake up early to wake up the rooster."
- Norm MacDonald

"They call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can make a lot of money."
- Norm MacDonald

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