on cooking

What do you think of Western Civilization?

Gandhi [1869-1948]: "I think it would be a good idea."

on acting awards

"Actors haven't got a thought in their stupid bed-head mini-brains. We must honour this guy - he pretended to be Bob Johnson. It's genius, I tell you! Put on these clothes, roll the cameras, say what we told you to say! Fantastic! Give this guy a huge golden trophy! Goddamn genius."
- Jerry Seinfeld  

Galt is the Paris of Cambridge

Sarcastic and literal.