black out drunk

 

pewter and wineglass

 

William Shakespeare's Falstaff was "The cause that wit is in other men."

french polish

"Alcohol takes the polish off of furniture and people."

on martinis

"One is plenty, two is too much, three is not enough."
- James Thurber

in vino veritas

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

- Adage

Vô

"To be truly friendly, you must drink until you are drunk."
- Vietnamese adage

Q. Are you really drunk when you go out onstage?

A. Yeah. I'm not going out there alone.

fuddle

"I went to brush something off my cheek and it was the floor."

Google Goggles to aid drunk emailers

System will block or at least make people reconsider sending messages they might regret the next day.