DUI

"Jail is designed to make you not want to go back there."
- Kiefer Sutherland

on martinis

"One is plenty, two is too much, three is not enough."
- James Thurber

effervescent

“Champagne! In victory one deserves it, in defeat one needs it.”

- Napoleon Bonaparte

a dozen years

As a young man Dick Cheney failed out of Yale and was incarcerated for drunk driving, but became the youngest White House Chief of Staff twelve years later.