how to move to Canada

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An expedited way for foreign nationals to obtain a Green Card is to make a $500,000 investment and create 10 jobs for Americans.

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"We came over in different ships, but we're all in the same boat."
- Jesse Jackson

Canada Visa

Countries and territories whose citizens require visas in order to enter Canada as visitors are listed here. Application here. 

Deportation: Under immigration laws, deportation is the removal of a foreign national who has entered Canada illegally or who has committed a serious violation of Canadian law. A person deported from Canada is barred from entering Canada again in the future unless ministerial consent is given.