Elvis left the Christmas decorations up until January 8

His birthday.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

 

on academia

"In high-school, I failed music."
- Elvis Presley 

the emperor has no clothes

Question:

Why not create original art?

Andy Warhol:

Because it's easier to do.

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Andy Warhol's portrait of Elvis sold for $81.9 million

rock and roll

"Before there was Elvis, there was nothing."
- John Lennon

where to buy things like this ...

Here.

sand

"You can get lost in the desert, but you can also find yourself."
- Elvis impersonator

Security staff search an Elvis impersonator during the start of the street carnival in Cologne, Germany. Associated Press

"Elvis bought over 100 Cadillacs over the course of his life."
- Danny "The Count" Koker

Image source here.