"Elvis bought over 100 Cadillacs over the course of his life."
- Danny "The Count" Koker
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My son bought me the car. It's a present.Jack Klompas
(disbelief) You bought it?Jerry Seinfeld
That's right. I bought it.Morty Seinfeld
You ever see one so nice?Jack Klompas
Some car.Morty Seinfeld
You wanna take a ride?Jack Klompas
No, thank you.Morty Seinfeld
C'mon, take a ride.Jack Klompas
I don't wanna take a ride.Morty Seinfeld
Why not?
I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?!Jerry Seinfeld
He doesn't wanna take a ride.Morty Seinfeld
Uh huh.Jack Klompas
What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands!Morty Seinfeld
Thousands?!

1992 Cadillac Sedan de Ville owner's forum here. Megan McArdle thinks GM is toast.