capacity

 

"Who would make a better President than Donald Trump? Anyone. I take the subway. When the doors open, the next person who gets on would be a better President than Trump. And that's true even if that person is in a stroller."
- Fran Lebowitz

record of breakdown

 

F. Scott Fitzgerald's [1896-1940] The Crack-Up here.

died unappreciated, broke

 

more ambitious than you

 

"The Beatles were not as famous as they should have been."
- Paul McCartney

the dean of counterculture comedians

"Saliva is dangerous, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time."
- George Carlin

Wehrmacht

A German prisoner of war escorted by a Soviet soldier with a PPSh-41, 1943.

bad combo

 

"We have primordial brains, medieval institutions, and God-like technology."
- Tristan Harris

which is lower in cholesterol?

 

create your own music with AI

https://beatbot.fm/

bank collapse explained

watery tart

pandora's box

hobo artist

 

party

 

"If you're a leader without a following, you're just a guy out for a walk."
- John Boehner [born 1949]

capitalist

"We're all involved in this dastardly process of selling our product."
- Keith Richards [born 1943]

exit advice

 

"There's nothing more important than a good recording system."
- L.B.J. to then President-elect Richard Nixon

future car

 

routine

"I will do nothing for months. Then the night before it's due, I will sit up and crank out 50 pages."
- Billy Bob Thornton [born 1955]

in most cases

 

“I wish everyone could get rich and famous and have everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that's not the answer.”
- Jim Carrey [born 1962]

"It never goes away."

 On alcohol and drug cravings. 

it was all a big joke to him

"He made fame famous."
- Fran Lebowitz [born 1950] who wrote for Andy Warhol's [1928-1987] Interview Magazine

biggest Asian comedian

 

“red talkers”

Warrior Procession, Nokkoist (Bear's Heart), 1851-1882, Bear's Heart and Ohettoint Drawing Book, Cheyenne, Central Plains, ca. 1876, ink, graphite and coloured pencil on paper, 8 ⅝" H × 11 ⅜" W

www.donaldellisgallery.com

"the greatest library in the world"

 "If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready."

"greatest humorist"

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

– Mark Twain [1835-1910]

on moving on

"I was who I was when I was that person."
- Anthony Kiedis [born 1962]

greatest NFL moment

sybarite

spelling bee humiliation

 

Irish Goodbye

A hasty exit made without saying farewells to anybody.