Sunday, March 15, 2009

thousands


Morty Seinfeld
My son bought me the car. It's a present.
Jack Klompas
(disbelief) You bought it?
Jerry Seinfeld
That's right. I bought it.
Morty Seinfeld
You ever see one so nice?
Jack Klompas
Some car.
Morty Seinfeld
You wanna take a ride?
Jack Klompas
No, thank you.
Morty Seinfeld
C'mon, take a ride.
Jack Klompas
I don't wanna take a ride.
Morty Seinfeld
Why not?
Jack Klompas
I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?!
Jerry Seinfeld
He doesn't wanna take a ride.
Morty Seinfeld
Uh huh.
Jack Klompas
What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands!
Morty Seinfeld
Thousands?!
An earlier reference to Cadillac here.