Saturday, March 30, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
Labels:
communication,
gregory rabassa,
rosetta stone,
translation,
writer
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Friday, March 22, 2013
poke
"Life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact and that is: everything around you that you call life was made up by people no smarter than you ... The minute that you understand that that you can poke life and that something will, if you push in, something will actually pop out the other side ... that you can change it; you can mould it ... that's maybe the most important thing."
- Steve Jobs
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
amusing Winston
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Monday, February 18, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
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