you speak I speak

"We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices."

- Richard M. Nixon

or both

"Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

on Ike

“He’ll sit here, and he’ll say, ‘Do this! Do that!’ And nothing will happen. Poor Ike—it won’t be a bit like the Army. He’ll find it very frustrating.”
- Harry Truman

paraphrase

"A buyer doesn't know what they want until you show it to them."
- Steve Jobs

vaccine

"I took Jenny McCarthy's advice not to vaccinate my children. The good news is that they don't have autism. The bad news is that they have polio."
- Gilbert Gottfried

on championships

"Players win them, coaches lose them."
- Bill Belichick

pussy

"If there's an actor on stage and a cat on stage, who are you going to watch? The cat, because the cat is just being a cat."
- David Mamet

kraft dinner

"I miss the hungry years."
- Neil Sedaka

on adversity

"It either breaks you, or makes you tough as nails."
- Manjit Minhas, who spent time living in her car

theory

"Cops love donuts because they look like they've been shot."
- Jeff Ross

ehhhh

"You better dig what you got now as you ain't going to have it forever."
- Fonzie

8 Million Gods

Shintoism believes that everything from humans to trees have gods and is in congruence with Buddhism.

routine

"I work 90 days a year. The rest of the time I hunt, fish, travel."
- Bing Crosby

cheers

This Ottawa alcohol treatment program allows each patient 3 bottles of wine daily or an equal amount of beer. No spirits are offered, currently.

perseverance

It took Howard Schultz 242 attempts to get a venture capital deal to start Starbucks.

Prince of Darkness

"I've got more piss than spit."
- Ozzy Osbourne

rich with learning opportunities

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
- Winston Churchill

trial and error

"If you make no mistakes, you're not on the frontier."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

sustenance

"Everyone needs beauty and bread."
- John Muir

match point

"The problem with athletics is you spend a third of your life not preparing for the other two-thirds."
- Andre Agassi

aquatic tart

VP-Elect

"He looks like he's from the 1950s, but thinks like he's from the 1650s."

put the pen down

"There's a fine line between urgency and anxiety."
- Stephen Colbert

American Dream

"It's called that because you have to be asleep to believe it."
- George Carlin

it is worse

"Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd."

- Voltaire

in the fields

"We're all fucking peasants in the end."
- John Lennon

to dwarf

Mussolini's fascist architecture.

disciple

"The best deals are where you squirm a little bit."
- Kevin O'Leary

rock and roll

"Before there was Elvis, there was nothing."
- John Lennon

The Great Compromiser

"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied."
- Henry Clay